she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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