so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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