I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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