why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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