If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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