Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I miss vodka workout Fridays
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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