i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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