doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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