She said her name was "party"
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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