3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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