oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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