You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I see more hoeing in ur future
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