i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Randomize
