Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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