i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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