Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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