i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
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