Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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