People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
did you just send me my own nude
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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