is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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