Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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