Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
