Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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