well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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