If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Randomize