After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
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Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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