Do you still have your period?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
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Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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