all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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