she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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