This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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