I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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