i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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