Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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