guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I checked into jail on foursquare
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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