Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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