So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
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I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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