it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
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She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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