So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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