i jhust puked up my retainher.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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