What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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