i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Its about making memories worth repressing
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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