I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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