Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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