please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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