We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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