What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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