Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
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I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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