No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
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