i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
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