He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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