1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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