I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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