So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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