am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
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I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
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So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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