Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
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he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
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No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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