Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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